Stop Smoking Hotline

Some rather funny (real world) signs on the roadside?

Plumber: "We repair what your husband fixed." Pizzeria Slogan: "7 days without pizza makes one weak." At a tire shop in Milwaukee: "Invite us to your next eruption. "Door of a plastic surgeons office: "Hello, can we take your nose? "Write to the psychic hotline:" Do not call us, we'll call you. "At a laundry shop:" How about you, we will refund your money, you send a new one at no charge, close the store and have the manager shot. Is that enough? "At a towing company:" We do not charge an arm and a leg. We want to face. "Billboard on the edge of the road: "Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs." electricians on a truck: "Let us remove your shorts." In a non-smoking area: "If we see smoke, we assume that you are on fire and take appropriate action." The bedroom door Maternity "Push, push, push." In an optometrists office: "If you do not see what you are looking for you in the right place."

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! LOL! Who are actually signs on the premises? Unreal! These are hilarious! Star for you ^ 0 ^